Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
Randomize
