It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Dick very happy bro
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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