what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Randomize
