I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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