I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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