Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
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