i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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