Need sex. Gaining weight.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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