ugly people sure do ruin things
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Randomize
