Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
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