god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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