I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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