windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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