Walk of Shame. In a state park.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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