Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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