I hope mine doesn't look like that
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
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