Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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