what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
i need some magic done to my vagina
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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