College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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