Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Dicks are not precious.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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