opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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