Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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