if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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