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Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
where are you?
Hypothermia
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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