Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
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