Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Randomize
