office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
