Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
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