ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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