I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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