It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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