Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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