I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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