Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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