I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
well I can't set my house on fire every night
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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