Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Randomize
