have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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