What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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