I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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