I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
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