For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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