She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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