Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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