VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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