its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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