they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Randomize
