Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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