You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
this hospital has no fireball
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
