Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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