She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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