Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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