have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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