Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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