Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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