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(386): View more from Florida

I wanna passion pit in your ass

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(714): View more from California

DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.

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(917): View more from New York City

its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch

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(515): View more from Iowa

"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.

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(845): View more from New York

How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?

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(773): View more from Illinois

Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.

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(256): View more from Alabama

Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.

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(952): View more from Minnesota

My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions

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