I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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