Dual....:-)
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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