I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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