i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
He shit in the fireplace
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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